She tweeted a meme of a screaming liberal with the caption: “They’re mad I’m good at stocks.”
“Good” might be an understatement. In 2022, she bought up Lockheed Martin days before the Ukraine invasion. In 2023, she sold banking stocks the same week Silicon Valley Bank collapsed.
And now, in 2025, she bought the dip right before the rebound.
“Heavy bets right before Trump posts? That’s not strategy. That’s access.”
– Anonymous ethics watchdog
Trump insists the tariff pause was just instinct. A last-minute change. “I woke up and knew it was time,” he told a Fox anchor. But his own press secretary described it as a “carefully planned gesture of strength.” Which was it?
Either way, the result was the same: a handful of players made a lot of money. The rest of the country got whiplash.
The tweet is still up. “THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY!!! DJT.” A slogan, a ticker, and a dare. The post that said everything, and nothing, in all caps.
No one knows exactly who bought in that morning. But someone did. And they made a killing.