Meanwhile, Saudi Arabia kept its end of the bargain. The kingdom’s sovereign wealth fund continued bankrolling LIV Golf, which booked multiple tournaments at Trump resorts—meaning millions in revenue for the president from a foreign government. Bedminster and Doral are thriving again. Diplomats are checking in. Rates have doubled.
This is how policy works now. You don’t hire a lobbyist. You book a suite.
Then came crypto.
In May, Eric Trump launched a new Trump-family stablecoin called USD1. The biggest early investor? A $2 billion cash injection from a venture fund tied to Abu Dhabi’s ruling family. That’s right: a Middle Eastern government just financed the president’s digital currency.
At the launch gala, top coin-holders were promised a private dinner with Trump at Mar-a-Lago. Influence, now tokenized.
“One coin to rule them all.”
This isn’t subtle. This is systemic.
Trump isn’t skimming off the top—he’s got foreign governments buying in wholesale. Oman is co-developing a Trump-branded mega-resort. Saudi Arabia’s pumping money into his buildings and his golf courses. Vietnam greenlit a $1.5 billion Trump-branded project just before Inauguration Day. Even Melania’s in on the action, launching her own memecoin and licensing a documentary for $40 million.
The presidency has become a product line.
Ethics watchdogs like CREW are sounding every alarm they have. They’ve called it “the most blatant and sustained violation of the Emoluments Clause in American history.” But Congress? Nothing. Democrats called for hearings. Republicans buried the request.
Lawsuits? Not yet. Last time around, the Supreme Court ducked the issue. This time, Trump’s daring anyone to stop him.
And no one is.
“There is no firewall. Just a checkout counter.”
People used to ask: what does Trump want out of all this?
Now we know.
He wants the plane. He wants the tower in Dubai. He wants the crypto money, the Saudi tee times, the adoration, the merchandise sales, the branded gold-plated everything.
And he wants you to think it’s normal.
This is the trick: turn conflict of interest into performance art. Turn the presidency into a reality show, where the prize isn’t power—it’s profit.
The jet still hasn’t taken off. It’s waiting for the green light. Qatar says it’s Trump’s to use “as he sees fit.” His aides have floated using it not just for Air Force One, but later as a museum piece for the Trump Presidential Library. A monument to the man who turned the White House into a revenue stream.
The Constitution wasn’t built for this. The Emoluments Clause was supposed to stop foreign kings from buying American presidents. It didn’t account for one who sells himself wholesale.