“We do not want the fish associated with… whatever that is.”
No matter. Trumpworld is all in.
Rumors swirl about a new saltwater aquarium at Mar-a-Lago, with tanks labeled “Ivana,” “Stormy,” and “Clarence Thomas.” The mission? Let them grow. Let them change. Let them dominate.
There’s even talk of adding MAGAfish to Florida biology textbooks under DeSantis’s “Truth in Science” initiative.
Chapter One: God Made Two Sexes. But Sometimes, Fish Fix That.
What makes this fish irresistible—especially to aging strongmen—is its redemption arc.
It doesn’t transition for identity, love, or truth.
It transitions for control.
For the harem.
For power.
“It doesn’t evolve. It takes over.”
In the end, it’s just a fish. But in Trumpworld, even the ocean can be red-hatted.