The giant arch is funny because it is so perfectly on-brand. Trump’s taste has never exactly whispered, and he does not seem to own a setting marked “understatement.” But the deeper pattern is not really about decorating. It is about ownership.
Trump spent most of his adult life putting his name on things he owned, licensed or wanted people to associate with him. That was the brand. Now he has the White House, the Kennedy Center, government programs, military projects, national symbols and Washington itself within reach, and increasingly he seems determined to make sure nobody mistakes any of them for someone else’s property.
Carly Simon’s great joke was that the vain man would hear “You’re So Vain” and naturally assume the song was about him. Donald Trump has solved that problem.
He’s putting his name on the building just to make sure.
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